![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:14 • Filed to: Assholes | ![]() | ![]() |
according to a recent report 170 cars were stolen from my town as compared to 160 last year. It boggles my mind that my town is 5 miles long, 2.5 miles of it is quiet and basically crime free, yet somehow in the last 2.5 miles there are 170 stolen cars.
Edit: A town over, Newark, had over 2,000 cars stolen last year and over 2,400 this year. Christ
Might help explain these insane !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! though
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:20 |
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Move out west.
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:21 |
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Newark Jersey? Isn’t that like infamous for carthefts?
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:23 |
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But not to Stockton or Fresno, CA. Talk about alarming car theft rates...
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:23 |
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Correct!!! Even cars in front of the colleges there aren’t safe
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:24 |
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fly me there
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:26 |
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Thanks, Christie
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:35 |
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Well, you told them the SaveTheIntegras, and they are!
...from their owners.
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To be fair though, you live next to Newark. That should say enough. I live near Trenton and when we were still living in the Condo we had a few instances of some crack head trying car doors to see if they were unlocked.
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How many were Integras and Civics? Thats one of the worst things about living so close to the Port of Newark I guess.
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:37 |
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I’ll safely bet most were Integra’s, Civics, and Accords
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:41 |
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sounds like the perfect town to own an Evo isn’t it?
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:44 |
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haha, I live on the nice quiet/crime free area and have a garage for all the families cars. I’d be okay with those chances
![]() 11/13/2015 at 16:52 |
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I would put a Claymore in the steering wheel that fires off tar and feathers. Don’t know how to disable it, get rekt trying to steal my car.
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My 94 Accord was stolen 3 times. I have a CRV commuter now haha.